UPDATED SEP17 2008: Chris wrote to explain this was a family collaboration, so the post title now correctly proclaims that his aunt is a genius. Apparently, this was her splendid idea. Chris, you are a good man, Charlie Brown. Original text below:
Chris Burns / Genius
Not much more needs to be said (save to explain the context for visitors beyond
these here fifty states). Lenscrafters is a national chain of Anywhere-America stores
and strip malls.
The perfect distillation of the plasticity of our contemporary political culture combined with the unparalleled plasticity of the idea and goal that this candidate represents.