The mystery Arsenal player is me.

Above: Guy Ritchie’s new Nike ad. Effing’ brilliant. Apropos football, a great summer awaits us with the European Championships ahead. in the meantime, an all-English Champions League final and a thrilling conclusion to the Premier League this year, with Chelsea and Manchester United vying for first place in both seminal competitions. Apropos European Championship: Quo vadis, Inghilterra?

Thank goodness for the belo jogo, und Michael Ballack. Ja.

UPDATE: Song by Eagles of Death Metal.